Anúncios
1
What’s João’s pet’s name
Pepsi
Mona (after Mona Lisa)
Dog
Pepsy
Coke
2
What’s my favorite subject
Math
Art
Language
History
3
Who was Joãos sixth grade crush
Giovanna
Bruna
Carolina
Luisa
Isa
Ignacio
Julia
4
What’s João’s favorite social media
Instagram
Reddit
Snapchat
FB
Google +
5
What’s João’s favorite Sesame Street character
Big Bird
Cookie monster
Bert
Oscar the grouch
Ernie
Elmo
6
What’s João’s favorite Queen song
Another one bites the dust
Highway to hell
Stairway to heaven
The man who sold the world
The show must go on
7
What is João’s most cherished possession?
The dictionary
I dont know what cherished means
The Envelope
His PS4
His phone
His DaVinci book
8
Who is the author of João’s favorite quote
George Orwell
Cardi B
FDR
Orson Welles
Winston Churchill
9
What’s João worst feature
Has little patience
He’s racist
He is obsequious
He’s selfish
He’s unreliable
He’s a nerd
He’s stupid
10
Who is the person that has made João the most annoyed in his life
Luisa
Gio
Nahuel
Carolina
Gian
11
What is João’ s favorite Leo DiCaprio movie
The Wolf Of Wallstreet
The revenant
Gilbert Grape
Dinner Hall
Pulp Fiction
12
What does João look for in a girl
Quirkiness
Big tits
Sensitivity
A vagina
Big ass
Innocence
Short hair
Support
13
What does João threaten to do when someone pisses him off
Exsanguinate them
Disembowel them
All of the above
Enucleate them
Draw and quarter them
Feed their organs to their dog
14
What movie did João have to go watch alone when his friends canceled on him
Jumanji
Love Simon
Ferdinand
Blue is the warmest color
15
Who is João’s blonde celebrity crush
Amber Heard
Gisele Bundchen
Margot Robbie
Scarlett Johansson
Jennifer Aniston
16
Who is João’s brunette celebrity crush
Camila Luddington
Emma Stone
Emma Watson
Cara deLevigne
Alexandra Daddario
17
What is the name of the fake alias João created in order to sign up in websites without actually giving them any information
Pafuncio de Ameixas
Jon Doe
Slim Shady
Tiago Filho
